((And no one will ever convince me that this happened, so there… Please, there’s just one more thing. One more thing. One more miracle, canon, for me. Don’t let Zabuza and Haku… be… dead. Would you do that, just for me? Just stop it. Stop this.))
(Source: secludedly)
1 month ago(Source: thebrownwizard, via keikov)
1 month ago1 month agoMy mun said she’d post a decent drawing of me to make up for the “fanfic”-inspired one.
((And I threw in a “Mun & Muse” one for free :D ))
- Mum: Why are you crying?
- Me: Oh, a TV show.
- Me: Oh, a book.
- Me: Oh, a movie.
- Me: Oh, a fanfiction.
- Me: Oh, a fandom.
- Me: Oh, a tumblr post.
- Me: Oh, a song.
- Mum: Do you ever cry about real things?
- Me: WHAT MUM THESE ARE REAL.
A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation
- When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
- When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
- When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
- When my girlfriend abandons me for food: FRAILTY, THY NAME IS WOMAN!
- When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
- When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
- When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
- When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
- When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
- When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
- When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
- When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
- When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
- Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
(via sakura-chaan)
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